GRAVE NEWS Anchor 5x7 Art Print

"If you are looking for happiness, then I have some GRAVE NEWS."

📰 What if your nightly news was delivered by someone who might just be an evil fae, a demon, or something we shouldn’t even try to classify? Meet the eerie host of GRAVE NEWS—a mock news show where the headlines are a little too… dark. With his scarred red leather suit (who knows what that’s made of), pointy ears, and unsettlingly calm demeanor, he’s about to deliver a breaking story that might just make you wish you never tuned in.

If you're not familiar with his work, enlighten yourself.

🖼️ What You’re Getting:

• Size: 5x7 inches – Small enough to fit anywhere, but big enough to make you question your news consumption habits.
• Design: The anchor is presented with his pale face, long pointy ears, and a news studio set in a mausoleum. He stares directly at the viewer, ready to give the most unsettling report of your life.
• Quality: Printed on high-quality, 100 lb. matte cover stock—because an anchor this otherworldly deserves to be preserved for eternity.

👀 If you love creepy, enigmatic characters with a dash of mysterious (and possibly supernatural) charm, the anchor will fit perfectly in your collection. It’s a piece that’s as dark as it is fascinating, with just the right amount of unsettling vibes to keep things interesting.

Perfect For:

• Fans of original horror characters who love to mix mystery with their scares.
• Collectors who appreciate dark, twisted designs with a sense of theatrical flair.
• Anyone looking to add a newscaster with a far more terrifying broadcast than usual.

Ready for your GRAVE NEWS? This print will ensure that your next update is anything but ordinary.